In a world where everyone has magic you are the one person who doesn’t. In exchange you are immune to any and all magic

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It’s amazing how self obsessed these magicians are. Every single one of them just waltz in here like they’ve got the monopoly on magic and the enchanted castle proves them wrong every single time. For the past year, one of the most famous magicians of our time Dalf Geous set up this tedious rat race for his own personal amusement.

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You and your dog got stuck in a time loop repeating the same day. You accepted your fate that you’re stuck here forever hundreds of years ago. Today when you woke up, your dog looked at you and said “we need to talk about this situation we’re stuck in”

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You and your dog got stuck in a time loop repeating the same day. You accepted your fate that you’re stuck here forever hundreds of years ago. Today when you woke up, your dog looked at you and said “we need to talk about this situation we’re stuck in”

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You can tell when things are wrong. The way the wind blows. The shape of the clouds. Even the song of the birds is off. You don’t know how you know, but it’s there. Days like this are always bad, but today is much worse than you’ve experienced before.

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You can tell when things are wrong. The way the wind blows. The shape of the clouds. Even the song of the birds is off. You don’t know how you know, but it’s there. Days like this are always bad, but today is much worse than you’ve experienced before.

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“Be afraid not my father/mother, for I have taken care of that foul beast” said your baby while glowing and floating over the dead body of a giant demon

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He shot 100s of feet into the air and turned towards the already disfigured beast, a bulging brown lactating from his face, spanning his arms as wide as possible and finishing it off with a clap that sent a sonic boom through the remaining houses and trees, collapsing one after the other as the beast began to disintegrate.

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Cupid, stupidly, decides to fire arrows of love at the hero and the princess during their fight with the demon king. The first arrow hits the hero without fail, but, the second arrow misses the princess and ends up hitting the demon king. This obviously causes problems

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Cupid, stupidly, decides to fire arrows of love at the hero and the princess during their fight with the demon king. The first arrow hits the hero without fail, but, the second arrow misses the princess and ends up hitting the demon king. This obviously causes problems

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5 tips for improving mental wellness

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Bettering your mental health is an uphill battle, it’s something that we have to constantly pursue and make a conscious effort to maintain a level of self-care. It’s a journey where we have to remind ourselves that we are in control of our destiny, but it doesn’t come easy, here are 5 tips for improving mental wellness I’ve personally found have helped me over the years keep a clearer headspace.

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